Thursday, May 8, 2008

Who Takes The Gold?

Welcome one and all to the Olympic games of Tylor's opinion. Today's competition is the Ultimate Interactive Video Game. Let's meet our competitors: DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION UNIVERSE for the xbox 360, GUITAR HERO III for the xbox 360 and ROCKBAND for the xbox 360. First on the chop block is DDR-U. It is the classic mix of party fun and exercise. You dance to over 65 songs that give you an everlasting expression of joy as you dance your way across North America and conquer it at the same time. DDR-U even has it's own workout mode where you watch your calories melt away with your feet. Next is GH3. Guitar Hero is by far the most popular game available. It is the workout your wrists have been waiting for. If you can overcome the excessive optical illusions and burning wrists, your on your way to becoming a guitar hero. Last on the docket, Rockband. It is Guitar Hero taken to it's ultimate level. Rockband leaves your fingers frayed, drumsticks fried and vocal box screaming for water. It is an interactive triathlon awaiting your presence. Now to announce our victor. Drumroll please.......................... DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!! Reporter: Can you describe your feelings for us? DDR-U: Bump, Bump, Bump Bump. Reporter: And there you have guys, back to you.

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